An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors green, red, orange, blue, purple, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked his way, the old man was staring at him. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer? Ever done anything wild in YOUR life? Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." |
