What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft c**k that wants to reach out and touch someone. One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch. The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers.
That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend." The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?" At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know, " said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your d**k' cards?" |
