A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Before long he is completely sobbing. The bartender asks him "Hey buddy, what is wrong? Things can't be that bad." The man replies, "I was in a plane about to skydive, and it came my turn to jump. I got so scared I couldn't go thru with it. So the instructor told me to jump or he would stick about 8 inches of c**k in me." the bartender responded "So what did you do then, did you jump?" The man replied, " Yea, I jumped a little at first!" |
