Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss Im not coming to work today.
Im really sick.
I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so Im not coming into work.
" The boss says: "You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better, and I can go to work.
You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls: "Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! Ill be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house." |
