The Priest in a small Irish village loved his c**k and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c**k was missing! The Priest knew that c**k fights happened in the village, so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass he asked the congregation, Has anybody got a c**k ? All the men stood up No, No, he said, that wasn't what I ment. Has anybody seen a c**k! All the women stood up No, No, he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn't belong to theam? Half the women stood up No, No, he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my c**k? All the nuns, three alter boys, two priest and a goat stood up |
