The Kink And The Donkey

There was a king who owned a donkey. Suddenly, one day the donkey started to cry and couldn't stop. The king tried everything to cheer up the donkey, but nothin worked. One day a guy came into the kingdom walking through and saw a flyer on the wall, 10, 000 gold coins if you could make the donkey laugh again. The man approached the king and the king agreed to allow the man to see if his remidy would work.

The man walked next to the donkey and said something into the donkey's ears and the donkey started to laugh again.

A week had passed by and the donkey couldn't shut up, it laughed, and laughed, and laughed. The king approached the man once more and said, he'll give 10, 000 gold coins if you could make the donkey cry again, because it was more pleasing to the ear. So the man once again approached the donkey and said something into it's ears and turned around for a few seconds and then the donkey started to cry again. So the king was curious, how could this man have so much power as to make a donkey laugh and cry at a moments notice, the king had to find out. The king approached the man and asked. The man said, well to make the donkey laugh, i told the donkey how my d**k was bigger than his and he started to laugh. To make the donkey cry, i showed it to him.

 
 

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