8 Words With 2 Meanings

1 THINGY thing-gee n.

Female....

Any part under a car's hood.

Male....

The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE vul-ne-ra-bul adj. Female.....

Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male....

Playing football without a cup.

3.

COMMUNICATION ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon n. Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male..... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT ko-mit-ment n. Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5.

ENTERTAINMENT en-ter-tayn-ment n. Female....

A good movie, concert, play or book. Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE flach-u-lens n. Female.....

An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male....

A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE may-king luv n. Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL ri-moht kon-trohl n. Female..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male....

A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 
 

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