A man and a woman had just gotten married and were living with her mother. the daughter came into the kichen crying. Her mother asked what was wrong.
She said Billy will not have sex with me! All he wants to do is read at night. Her mother says all you have to do is get on top of the bed covers naked and he will get the idea. That night the mother looks through the keyhole and her daughter was naked beside Billy. Billy reaches over and puts his finger up her p***y. Well the mother thinks that Billy has gotten the idea and she goes to bed. The next morning the daughter comes into the kitchen crying again. The mother says I know Billy got the idea last night cause I saw him fingering you.
The daughter wipes her eyes and says "All he was doing was wetting his finger to turn the page!" |
