The Pant Lesson A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, " Here, put these on " She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. " I can't wear your pants " she said. " That's right and don't forget it " said the husband. " I am the man in this family " With that, she flipped him her panties and said, " Try these on " He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, " Hell, I can't get into your pants " She said, " That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes " |
