An 80 yr old nun goes to a doctor because of some uncontrolable v****al itching that she has been having lately. shortly after the exam the doctor announces to the nun that she has a bad case of crabs.
The nun is totally shocked and told the doctor that it was impossible that she wanted a second opinion.
the next doctor told her the same thing. Look here doctor I am 80 yrs old i am a virgin...
A nun ...
do you understand what i am saying i am married to god and have been ever faithful to him there is now way i have crabs.
The doctor said hold on a sec let me take another look ....
You know what sister your absolutely correct you dont have crabs and you are a virgin ...
as a matter of fact that cherry's so goddamn old it has fruit flies |
