An elderly couple went into see a doctor. When the doctor asked the problem, they said, "We're a little concerned about having sex at our age. Can you advise us?" "Sure thing. How do you go about it now?", asked the doctor. With that they quickly disrobed and climbed aboard the Examination table. After taking his woman in more positions than the "Karma Sutra" the man looked at the doctor and asked, "Any pointers?" "You really should slow down a little, and maybe leave off the more strenuous positions. But all together i think you're doing well to carry on like this at your advanced age". The couple then dressed, collected their bill, and left. A week later the couple again appeared in the doctor's waiting room. "We're still not certain that we're doing it right", they said."We'd feel much better if you could reassure us again". "Ok", said the doctor."But I really see no point to it, you're really fine". Again they stripped and mounted the table. The woman took control from the start.
After 20 minutes of mind blowing rampant sex they again looked enquiringly at the doctor, who replied, "Really great to see that you're sharing the effort. Really, you're both fine".
They dressed, collected their bill and left.
A week later the couple again arived at the doctor's. This time the doctor wasn't busy so they went right in. "Really, you're both fine", said the doctor."Why do you need to come back this time?" "Well....we can't go to her place", said the elderly man, "she's married and her husband is working in the garden".
"We can't go to his place", said the lady, "His wife is there with the Grand children". "A motel room is sooooo expensive, especially since we're both on a pension", said the man."But here only costs 38.00 and we can claim it back on insurance". |
