Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? A: NOT if you are the groom.
Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have? A: At least one within a week of the wedding.
Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? A: Anything except "Tied to the Whipping Post." Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception? A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives. Q: What is the definition of a Shotgun wedding? A: A case of wife or death.
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