A man gets married a virgin and begins the hopefully life long enjoyment of sex. After a few years he begins to wonder if that's all there is to it? He becomes to close to an female aquaintence and learns what it is like to be with another women. For a while he is satisfied, but this arrangement in his life has also become boring. He answers an ad for an escort and has the time of his life. Later when he is discussing his endeavors with a friend, the friend can't help but ask what it's like with each one. The man answers With the escort she is always saying "faster, faster" and with the mistress she is always saying "harder, harder" and with the wife she says "Pink! I think I'll paint the ceiling pink" And people wonder why I here! "We might not have it all together, but together we have it all." |
