A young couple was planning to get married. They contacted their priest and went in for a meeting. He agreed to marry them on two conditions. First they were to meet with him once a month for counseling. And, second, no more sex until the wedding night or he would not do their ceremony. They felt that it would be difficult but agreed. Three months later at their counseling session they were asked how they were doing with the no sex restriction. The couple admitted that they had sex the week before. When asked to explain, the young man said that when his fiance bent over to pick up some light bulbs, she looked so hot from behind that he just couldn't help himself.
They made mad passionate love right there on the floor. The priest said that now he was not willing to marry them, and they should find another church as well. The young woman replied, "That's okay, we expected that.
We're not welcome back at Home Depot either." |
