License

A marriage license should be like a fish license. It should expire every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day license. If you think about it girls and fish have a lot in common. They are fun to catch, if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat.

Also if you decide to mount one, you know it's going to cost you plenty! If you bring one homeno matter how well you treat them they start to go bad the fresh ones are always better. Remember practice CATCH AND RELEASE.

 
 

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