Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? ------------------------------------------------ Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? ------------------------------------------------- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? ------------------------------------------------- Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? ------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ------------------------------------------------- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ------------------------------------------------- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ------------------------------------------------- Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? ------------------------------------------------- If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? ------------------------------------------------- Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? ------------------------------------------------- If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? ------------------------------------------------- Can you cry under water? ------------------------------------------------- What level of importance must a person have , before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ------------------------------------------------- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? ------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ? ------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours? ------------------------------------------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ------------------------------------------------- Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? .... They're still going to see you naked anyway. |
