Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None", replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four, " said the teacher.
"But I like the way you are thinking.
" Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married? "Well, " said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No, " said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking!" |
