The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed, " she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table!" Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets.
"Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile. "Yes, " replied the girl, "much better." "Very good, darling, " the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please pass the p***y." |
