Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says: You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get into the driveway. I shut of the engine and coast into the garage. I take off my shoes before I go into the house, sneak upstairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late. His buddy looks at him and says: We'll you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the cardoor, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say "Who's horny?" And she acts like she is sound asleep. |
