Teacher asks Johny a math question. "Johny, If there are five birds on a telephone wire, and you shoot one of them off, how many are left? Johny responds"none!" "None, how do you figure, Johny?" "Well, if you shoot one of them, the noise will scare the others away!!" "That's not the answer I wanted, Johny, but I like the way you think" "Can I ask you a question Teacher? "Sure, ok" "THere are three women sitting on a park bench, one is eatting an icecream cone, one is licking the cone, and one is sucking the cone......Which one is married? "HMMMMM.....The one sucking it?" " No, the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think!!!!" |
