More Definitions By Gender

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THINGY thing-ee n. FEMALE.....Any part under a car's hood. MALE.......The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE vul-ne-ra-bel adj.

FEMALE......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. MALE.......Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon n. FEMALE......

The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner MALE.......Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT ko-mit-ment FEMALE.......A desire to get married and raise a family. MALE.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5.

ENTERTAINMENT en-ter-tayn-ment n.

v. FEMALE......

A good movie, concert, play or book.

MALE.......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE flach-u-lens n.

FEMALE.....An embarrassing by-product of digestion. MALE......A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE may-king luv n. FEMALE.....The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve..

MALE........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL ri-moht kon-trohl n. FEMALE......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. MALE.......A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

 
 

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