Old Couple...

An old married couple is having marital problems. The old man is going through a bout of impotance, so he goes to one doctor that his wife recomended, he tries different herbal cures and nothings works. So one day, he reads an advert in the paper about a clinic in helsinki where the do wonders for ED. His wife packs his suitcase and he goes off for one week. Meanwhile his wife is sitting at home tending to her knitting. One day goes by, then another, and anouther. Finally on the 7'th day she's sitting in her usual chair doing her knitting when she hears a knock at the door.

She instictively yells out, "Who is knocking" To which she hears the answere through the door, "Old woman, don't ask who is knocking, ask with what"

 
 

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