An elderly couple driving though California on vacation from Montana, are pulled over by a cop for driving to slow. The cop comes to the drivers window and asked for the old mans drivers licence. The cop says "I pulled you over cause you were driving to slow", and after looking at the man's licence he notices that he is from Montana.
The says "I used to live in Montana", and the wife screams "WHAT DID HE SAY"? The old man says "he said he used to live in Montana". The cop then responds "I used to be married to someone in Montana". Again the old women screams "WHAT DID HE SAY", her husband repeats "he used to be married to a women in Montana".
Again the cop speaks "worst peice of ass I ever had". She says again "what did he say"? The husband says "HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU"!! |
