A man walks into a pharmacy with his young son. Standing in front of a condom display the son asks, "dad, Waht are these" The father hems and haws, but realizing he has to explain it eventually, tells the boy what these are.
The boy carefully examines all the packages. "Dad, " he asks persistently, "Why do these come three in a box?" "Those are for teenagers who only use them on the weekend - Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
" "Dad, " thje boy continues pointing to another box. "Why are these seven in a box?" "These are for the college kids who have sex every night of the week - Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and so on." "Dad" the boy urges on, pointiing to another box. "Why are these 12 to a box?" His father answers, "Those are for married people - January, February, March, April...!" |
