---------- A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer, " the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet, " snapped the officer.
"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say...
" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Dont count on it, " answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom." |
