Woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white" reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already.
" "Of course I can.
I'm still a virgin, " says the bride. "Impossible" says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not, " the bride explained. "My first husband was a psycologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it" "My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it" "My third husband was a stamp collector, God, I miss him" "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer" |
