A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.
" "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband 3 was from field services he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband 6 was from finance and administration he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband 8 was a psychologist all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist all he did was look at it.
Husband 10 was a stamp collector all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good, " said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
