TWO HEADED WOMAN JOKESBEING MARRIED What are some of the problems with having a two headed wife? Big dental bills, big cigarette or chewing gum bills, the need for two cell phones, the cost of electric toothbrush batteries, the enormously high cost of makeup, and you dont know which face to slap first only kidding Who is the perfect spouse for a two headed woman? .....................................
A DEAF MUTE What does a two headed woman wife say during sex? . As soon as you finish could you clean the garage? What does a two headed girl friend say during sex? ..................................................................
When are we going to get married? Whats so special about kissing a two headed woman? .........................................................She can kiss you on the lips and stick her tongue in your ear at the same time. |
