The nervous young bride became irritated by her husbands lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
I demand proper manners in bed, she declared, just as I do at the dinner table! Amused by his wifes formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. Is that better? he asked, with a hint of a smile. Yes, replied the girl, much better.
Very good, darling, the husband whispered. Now would you be so kind as to please pass the p***y.
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