What If... !

---------- A party of American pressmen were granted an interview with Chairman Mao Tse-tung.

After having heard the denunciation of the Soviet Union and other imperialist powers, one of the party asked the chairman: "Sir, what, in your opinion, would have happened if instead of John F. Kennedy, Mr Khrushchev had been assassinated?" Chairman Mao pondered over the question for a while before he replied, "I doubt very much if Aristotle Onassis would have married Mrs.

Khrushchev.

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