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A Nun In Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once In a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Making Your Wish Come True
Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the drivers window, the driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his night stick. "Ow!" says the driver. "Whyd you do that?" The trooper says, ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Three Guys
Three guys are walking down the beach, when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. The first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says, "What will we name the child?" The guy freaks and runs away. So the second guy goes ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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The Pirate
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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"what's The Name Of Your Willy?"
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. What the heck, " he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Whos In Charge???????
"I should be in charge, " said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge, " said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge, ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Poor Fred
One day a Fred was feeling rather horny so he went down to his local ghetto and found himself a nasty nasty hooker. after giving the hooker 4.50 he did his business and went about his way. After a couple of weeks Fred started having problems "down there" so he went ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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