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10 Things You Wont Hear Women Saying
1 I'm bored. Let's shave my p***y! 2 Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends? 3 Great fart!! Rip another one! 4 Pet names are silly. I just call it my cnt. 5 You should see the shit I just birthed. 6 I'd rather play ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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What's The Name Of Your P***s?
A man walks into a bar, and upon entering he realizes that it's a gay bar. Stopping for a moment he desides that he doesn't care he just wants a drink. Walking up to the bar, the bartender greets him with "so what's the name of your p***s?". The man answers ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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The Bear And The Rabbit
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said, "I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Two Women
Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Underwear Is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Before...
After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap... One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked. After making great love ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The Worst Age!
Sixty is the worst age to be, " said the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothing", said the 70 year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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