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A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Pet Monkey...
He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The Bear And The Rabbit
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said, "I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his ......
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Frederick's
A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.- He is shown several possibilities that range from 250 to 500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Henbsp opts for the most sheer item, pays the 500 and takes the lingerie home. He ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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2 Statues
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues, " he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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First Class Magistrate
First Class Magistrate A First Class Magistrate FCM is going thru' a forest one evening when his car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman. FCM - My car's broke. Can I spend the night at ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Haw
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Nuns Are People Too
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers ......
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