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Further Famous Quotes.
Show business is like sex, you need a good start and a big finish. GEORGE BURNS. Never let a guy get away with kissing you on a first date - IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO MORE. JOAN RIVERS. I'm not against half naked girls, - not as ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Three Wishes!
A man is walking on the beach and finds a lamp. As he rubs the sand off, poof, out pops a genie. The genie says This your lucky day, my friend. For freeing me from the lamp I can grant you three wishes. The only problem is that whatever I give ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Time Flies !
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No, " he replies, "I just ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Tarzan And Jane Meet For The First Time
Jane is wandering through the jungle one day when she hears beastly grunting and the rustling of tree limbs off in the distance. She follows the sounds and spies Tarzan masturbating. He has his p***s inside the knothole of a tree and is really humping away. The sight of Tarzans muscular ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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The Queen
The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obvioulsy enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big, scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Then Entered My................
once a friend tell a story to his friends. he told that once he went for hunting. he went to a big jungle. there he saw a deer. he shooted and caught the deer. but he took only a thai of the deer up on his neck. he told his friends ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Phasing Out Breast Reduction
A guy was looking at his wife undress before they went to bed. she was standing there naked and looked down and said "Iwished my tits were bigger I should get implants". The husband said "You don't need implants you can make them bigger yourself, hold on". He ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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