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Slimfast
One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt! His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldnt let such a comment go ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Nice One, Murph...
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother, " he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds. ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Unlock The Door
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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The Two Woodpeckers
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Fax
One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, " he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Nick The Dragon Slayer
Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very jealous man. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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