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The Wardrobe...
Murphy gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from upstairs. He rushes up and finds his wife naked on the bed, panting and sweating. "What's up?" "I'm having a heart attack." she gasps. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone but his 4-year-old son tugs his arm and ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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No Undies
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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Trust???
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie." "Don't worry, " he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Let's Jake A Look At Lil' John.
I have somewhat of a problem with rap, its not that Ive always had this problem. For a time I actually enjoyed rap, and let it be known that I still enjoy 2pac and Kanye West, not to mention Outlandish, Jurassic 5 and Dilated peoples Saying this however, the first thing ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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In Defense Of The Older Man...
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Time
There's a guy walking across a desert when he comes upon an Indian lying naked on his back with a hard-on. The man asks him what he is doing? He replies "Telling the time" The man asks him what time it is and he replies "1:45". The man looks at his ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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Confidence
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just bought this ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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