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The Fireman And His Wife
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Yaknow sumptin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Superman
Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Erver Dat A Rapper? It Might Be Like This
id ask you ta meet me at an upscale striznip club hittin that booty. you spot me as i enta n is attracted by mah eazy confidence n winn'n smile. as we mizzle you straighten ta emphasize yo assests, mah eyes travel over yo bizzle as you admire mine. we hustla ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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The Refrigerator
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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The Big Game Hunter.
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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The Special Gift
A young man called Darpak wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart Manikuntala as they had not been together for very long time and he wanted to surprise her. After careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Kiss The Frog
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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