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Teh Flight Attendant
My first class flight from London home to New York was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Outhouse Joke
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Bar Prostitute
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly schlep. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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Just A Few Quickies
What do you call a spanish queer...? A a senor eater What do you call an Irish Queer...? A a gay lick galic What do you call a chinesse Queer...? A chew man chew What do you call a midget Queer...? A a low blow What do you call a German ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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Why The A*****e Is Always The Boss!
All the parts of the body were arguing over who would be the boss of the body. The brain said without me the body couldn't peform even the simplest tasks. I guide the body and control most of it's functions. The heart said without me the body couldn't live. I pump ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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Sex Records
Sex Records 1 The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16. 2 The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" 3 m. 3 The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" 5.71 m ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Capital Of Thailand ! ! ! !
DID YOU KNOW that... In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reach the age 18 they participate in a ceremony as follows: They stand naked in a large circle, facing inward. A beautiful naked girl does a sexy dance in the center of the circle. Behind each male is ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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