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Premature Ejaculation
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day ......
Written on 21/12/2008 |
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Chased
A woman was walking home alone after a late-night shift. As she walked past a psychiatric hospital, a completely naked man started running toward her. Without thinking, she started running as fast as she could, and the man was chasing after her. They finally reached a dead end. Knowing that ......
Written on 21/12/2008 |
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Going To The Bc
My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Idaho, so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn't ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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Dirty Fork
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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Sneezing Frenzy
A man sitting next to a woman on a plane said "Bless you" as the woman next to nim sneezed. After sneezing the woman shook and trembled, then smiled softly. This happened again, "Bless you", the man says. Again the woman shakes and trembles. This goes on for about 15 minutes ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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There?s A Bee In My V****a................
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her v****a. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my v****a!". ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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A Rare Medical Condition?
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class section of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman ......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
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