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Smelling What You Eat
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous ......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
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Two Headed Woman Jokesas Prostitutes
TWO HEADED WOMAN JOKESAS PROSTITUTES How much does a two headed prostitute charge for sex? Double time How much for half a b**w ***? ....single time What does a two headed prostitute offer a policeman? ..................A DONUT Whats the next to the worse disease ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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School Plays
The School Play: If this doesn't make you laugh, there is absolutely no hope for your day! Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Three Men On A Bench
A friend sent this to me in an audio file. It's an excerpt from an Australian radio program. Enjoy. A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men sitting totally naked on a ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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No Shit
The Chief of a tribe was having problems shitting and got one of his son, Wings, to go into town to get some laxative for him. At the Clinic...Wings told the Doctor..."Doc Doc, Big Chief no shit!" Understanding what Wings meant, the Doc gave him a dose of laxative and ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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Sex Is No Excuse
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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The Composer Long One-stay With It
A down-and-out conservatory graduate is reduced to playing gigs at Nordstrom's and dinner music for restaurants since there's little market for his serious orchestral compositions. One day, he is giving an audition for an owner and maitre d' and starts to play rhapsodically at the ivories. The listeners are dumbstruck. ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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