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A Small Problem
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks. The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Hopefully Not At Ur Bar!!!
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Gay Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck, " he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Give Up Drugs
Monday, two boys were in court after doing their community service for vandalism charges, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Thanks For Informing Me
Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important e-mails in 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of all of you I stopped drinking canned drinks after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Being A Bloke Is Top Because:
Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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A Gay Guy In The Bar.
A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie." The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The gay continues, "I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything." The bartender says, "Well, all right!" and pours ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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