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Caught In The Act
A wife comes home after a shopping trip, and she's horrified to see her husband in bed with a young woman. She's about to storm out of the house, and the husband says "But I can explain, dear. As I was driving home I saw this poor and tired-looking creature ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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The Gift
Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem, " said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us. And I am fresh out of ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Marriage
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine." The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Grandma Joke, Sick
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday. He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said. The father has no clue ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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12 Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be 12 again" she replied. On the morning of her birthday he got up bright and early and off they went to the local theme park. what a day! He put her on every ride in ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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How To Keep A Woman Happy
All you have to do is to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father figure 6. a teacher 7. an educator 8. a cook 9. a gardener 10. a carpenter 11. a driver 12. an engineer 13. a mechanic 14. an ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Manisms
THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF "MANISMS": "I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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