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Why I Fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me like a spy pen here. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Great Sex Coupon
A man was talking to his buddy. "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Never Underestimate The Old Guy
A middle-aged woman decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends 5, 000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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To Be Six Again!
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again, " she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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