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The Birds And Bees To A 10 Year Old...
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know, " the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked his young son what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines , One line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Bubba And Earl
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry, Bubba, " Earl said. "We'll just pull over and ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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You Know U Are A Mom When ......
You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes. You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school! You actually start to like the ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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The Marine And The French Woman...
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Custody
SYDNEY - A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a NSW courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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Keep Them Together...
A woman who had outlived eight husbands finally passed away. Old friends and enemies alike gathered at her grave side and consoled or bitched with each other, as is so often the way. "Oh well, at least they'll be together again..." sighed of the departed's lady friends. "Yes, " replied a ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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