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A Chicken, A Horse And A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off ......
Written on 19/10/2008 |
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Man Buys Wife Some Lingerie
At Frederick's of Hollywood a husband wants to buy his wife the sheerest lingerie he can find. "This is 200," says the saleswoman, showing him an item. "I want one that's more sheer," says he."This one is 350.""Sheerer than that." "This is the sheerest we have.nbsp It's 500.""I'll take it!" he ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Ye-e-e-h-a-a-a-a
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off. The ride was uneventful, except ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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How To Treat A Rude Customer
An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Chili
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" "Chili, " she says, "but the biker next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Duck Feed!!
---------- A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it." The duck says, "Okay" and leaves. The next day, the duck walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Woman On Bus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!" In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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