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Parrot Hookers
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Farmer's Son
---------- The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens, his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden, the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighbourhood scooping up the wayward birds ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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Stupid, Manners And Trouble.
One day 3 friends went for a hike into town and took a shortcut thru the woods, their names were Stupid, Manners, and Trouble. As they were walking manners decides he must stop and take a dump "Go on without me" he said, "I'll catch up with ya's in a minute". ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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Today's Birds And The Bees
a little boy one day asked his dad where he came from. nd the father said wel it all started when me and your mother meet in a chatroom. then we started to email each other and then we sat up a date. We meet at a cyber cafe. and after ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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Hitchhiker
A truck driver was driving to Phoenix. He stopped to pick up a hitch-hiker. When the hitch-hiker got in, he noticed a monkey sitting in the middle. They introduced eachother. The truckdriver asked "do ya wanna see something cool. the hitch-hiker said" yeah!!!" So the truckdriver hit the monkey in the ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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Abcd Or Abcdefghi..........!!
------------ I am a patriotic Indian and I have nothing against my fellow-countrymendesi's, but the funny aspect of this made me put up what I am writing now. You have probably heard that ABCD American Born Confused Desi. How about ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWWXYZ? -American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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This Should Never Happen To Anyone!
---------- Dennis knew he was really getting places with his girlfriend Carol, when she invited him around to her parents' house, saying: 'We can have a great time together, I'm sure, as my parents are going to a concert and will be out the whole evening.' Thus, on the great day ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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