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Why E-mail Is Like A P***s
1. Some people have it, some don't. 2.Those who have it, would be devastated if it were cut off. 3. It can be up or down, It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done. 4.Once you've started playing with it, it's hard ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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The Proper Behavior...
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant. "Don't play with your food, " one second-grader cited. "Don't be loud, " said another, and ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Hand Signals
There was this construction worker on the third floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Marine On A Train
The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked theentire length looking for a seat, but the only seat leftwas taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman'spoodle.The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"The French woman just sniffed and said to no one inparticular,"Americans are so rude. ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Things You Might Not Know
1. Money isn't made out of paper it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. You've got to be kidding! 4. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 5. On ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Sexy Seniors
Some "Seniors" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor? FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" used to be 5'6", searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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2 Men Meet In Heaven Dnt Wiorry, Its Not Gay
This came thru from my accounts dept this morning: Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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