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Redneck Love
Susie Lee done fell in love She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her Pappy so. Pappy told her, "Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, But Joe is yo' half brother." So Susie ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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What? Drink Alcohol?
A C-of-E vicar and a Methodist minister have been having a friendly meeting at the residence of a Catholic priest. As the two start to think about leaving, the priest offers them a whisky to help them on their way. "Don't mind if I do, thanks." says the vicar, and ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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A Winter Forecast
It was October. and the Native Americans on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Read This First!
Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtedly will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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A Texan In London
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed in 1412. The Texan replied, "Shoot, a little ol' tower ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Horny Parrot
A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet. The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a 100.00 bill. Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't break this! I need exact change." "Come on buddy." Jack pleaded, "Can't you give me a break, just this once?" "Nope. Sorry. ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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