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Her First Footbal Game
A guy took his girl friend to her first Longhorn football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it, " she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like A P***s:
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Poop, Shut Up, Manners, And Trouble
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble. Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble got lost. Shut Up goes to the Police Station to report it. Officer: What's your name? Shut Up: Shut Up. Officer: What's ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Devil Joke
Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their p***ses. "Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys. "Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil. ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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Solderin Iron Of Justice
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "hey look, he's carrying a soldering iron" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "that's ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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Happy Ending.
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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Beautiful
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." ......
Written on 21/12/2008 |
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