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The Interview
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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Revelation
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Grandma's Letter
Grandma's Letter A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Strategy For Old Women Speeding
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Care For Some Almonds?
The driver of a bus full of Sun City Grand seniors was driving down the highway when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds which he gratefully munches up. After approx. 15 minutes she taps him on his shoulder again and ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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One That I Heard
Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and clocked him with radar. Bob pulled over like a good citizen recalling Rodney King and recent illegal alien incidents. The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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